Belated Post- French Kids Say the Darndest Things...

No point in excuses; let's just say I was busy being idle.

BUT, I have been collecting more amusing French kid quotations:

While playing two truths and a lie:
Kid- "I want to sleep...I want to play football...This desk is not comfortable."

Kid- "Last weekend I saw a travesty in MacDonald's."
Me- "A travesty? What happened?"
Kid- "You know, a travesty. A man wearing women's clothes."

While showing kids pictures from college:
A Man Shot:
Me- "Why do you think this girl is putting lime juice into her eye?"
Kid- "She thinks she is an oyster?"

A Boat Race:
Kid- "Is that soup?"

Me- "Nations with no official religion are called secular."
Kid- "Secular? Oh, like cellular!"

While playing Taboo:
Kid- "When you have a girlfriend you do this to her."
Other Kid- "Smack!"